‘speaking of…’ fergie’s new song

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Sejam bem vindos ao mais recente segmento aqui do espaço! Sim, eu não me canso de falar sobre coisas e esta nova coluna serve nada mais nada menos que ao escrutínio dos mais variados temas, assuntos que merecem alguma, não muita, atenção, e que por isso não se inserem em mais lado nenhum. Serão revisões, criticas, noticias de última hora, bocados do dia a dia, pensamentos, desejos, tudo o que possa surgir e que valha a pena falar…

Comecemos então por falar em música, já estão a pensar – lá vem ela outra vez com uma obsessão – não, nem por isso, na verdade venho com uma pseudo critica a encontrar-se com um review foleiro. Ainda nem comecei a escrever a sério e já estou a adorar a liberdade de palavras que isto me dá! Passemos então ao sério assunto que cá vim partilhar – esta semana durante um dos muitos scrolls diários pelo insta (gosto de me manter informada) surge uma publicidade a um novo video acabadinho de estrear no youtube, inicialmente nem liguei, mas a imagem ficou-me na cabeça e o título também então decidi fazer a minha pesquisa e, no intervalo das minhas séries, lá decidi fazer parte das milhares de visualizações. A música chama-se M.I.L.F.$ e a autora é a perdida da Fergie, sim, perdida, já vão perceber porquê! Antes de avançar deixo-vos com o tão mítico aglomerado de imagens que, de certa forma, levou à criação desta nova categoria.

Em primeiro lugar falemos do título, ao contrário do que a nossa mente imediatamente sugere, pelo menos para os familiarizados com acrónimos, M.I.L.F. refere-se a Mothers I’d Like to Follow, muito bem Fergie, bela maneira de fugir à censura! E que melhor maneira de demonstrar que o objetivo é realmente seguir o exemplo de algumas mães senão usando a famosa Kim Kardashian, Natasha Poly, Chrissy Teigen, Alessandra Ambrosio, Amber Valleta, Ciara, entre outros nomes de mamãs conhecidas pela excelente forma física conseguida independentemente de dar à luz e aturar um/uma pestinha há quantos anos sejam, ela própria enquanto autora da música é um exemplo de mãe.

Em segundo lugar, e não pondo de lado as modas que regem todo o mundo, quer-me parecer que esta senhora se esqueceu de uma coisa chamada criatividade! Sim, é verdade que hoje em dia todos fazem vídeos provocadores (adoro como toda a gente criticou a Miley por se despir em frente a uma lente e agora todas seguem o mesmo caminho, ironias do destino, enfim…) mas a questão aqui não é essa. Se viram este video clip com olhos de ver, que foi o meu caso certamente tiveram alguns deja vus, aquela sensação de que já viram isto em algum lugar. Não, não estamos perante um caso de seguimento de modas e tendências, na minha opinião estamos perante um caso de pseudo plágio! Os primeiros minutos da música anunciam algo completamente fora do ambiente da cantora, passamos de sweet innocent big girls don’t cry para moms rule. Mas é no desenrolar do vídeo que a coisa piora, de repente estou a ouvir a voz da Fergie mas estou a ver imagens que me remetem para outro lado bastante especifico e é então que me apercebo que estou perante uma filmagem em que Katy Perry meets Nicki Minaj com um tempero de Christina Aguilera. Ora pensem comigo, aquelas perucas arranjadas às cores (principalmente a da própria em azul) e aqueles adereços mirabolantes, leva-nos ou não até California Gurls by Katy Perry? E depois aqueles supostos bikinis com o rabo bem evidenciado e até a própria maneira como o rap é feito e pronunciado, não vos soa a Nicki Minaj? E por fim, só para acabar com esta malvadez, recordem aquela parte em que ela está numa escola, vestida de professora a tentar disciplinar os alunos, ouçam bem a voz dela, de olhos fechados até, qualquer parecença com a X-Tina é claramente pura coincidência!

Agora entendem o porquê de eu achar que ela está perdida? Acho que deixar os BEP lhe fez mal, nunca mais foi a mesma… Nota Global – 3, pelo esforço.

Por hoje é tudo, até à próxima!

PassionFruit

 

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